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hi i'm two (the number from math). also known as twotwos if i need a unique username.1 as well as being the first prime number i am also a currawong-like bird robot thing (see below artist's impression by tuxedodragon).2 cohost taught me to post and now i have been unleashed on the entire internet. look out.

i make things sometimes (like this website). but only sometimes. perhaps this will change.

and if you were wondering: any pronouns fine.

(but open this for more information)

in casual conversation - you know, just talking, posting on social media, whatever - truly, anything is fine. i won't correct you :> (and i don't want others to correct you on my behalf). if you would like to, i'll extra appreciate if you mix it up and use the interesting ones like it⁠/⁠its, xe⁠/⁠xyr and other neopronouns, but do not take this request as an obligation; rather, i am inviting you to come play.

however, in formal writing - anything with an editor and/or a publisher, texts with a wide audience that you expect to be preserved 100 years from now, in article space on wikipedia - i request strongly that you do not use he, she, or they to refer to me, and note that avoiding pronouns altogether is the coward's way out. you may use it⁠/⁠its or the neopronoun set of your choice. the purpose of this is to ensure that my identity, in all its strange idiosyncracies, is reflected accurately in the historical record.

these advisories apply globally, to all references to me, regardless of context or how you found this website. i may alter them at any time.

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  1. actually 'twotwos' came first but don't worry about it
  2. Translators' note: It is not clear whether this is meant to be taken literally.
artwork of an anthropmorphic currawong-like bird, with fluffy bluish-green feathers and a large beak, floating in the air. it is holding out one wing making the peace sign with a claw, and winking with bright orange LED display eyes.