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Sunlight streams in from far above onto bookshelves that tower over you. There is a pleasant smell of dust and old carpet. There must be thousands of books in here - but due to the limitations of this simulated environment, you may only interact with a few:

websites and similar things

flat9 - a "tap to find bpm" tool built for rhythm game charting, or anything else where you need to be confident you've got perfect sync. A visual display indicates if your song has bpm drift, and Math that it does allows you to get a more precise bpm than other sites or get a good approximate bpm even if your tapping is awful.
The Higher We Climb The Harder We Fall - an old experiment in building the minimum possible website that requires a non-static backend. It's basically the discord counting bot, but as a website. As you pick up the book, it crumbles into dust...
a spreadsheet of games where you can be a bird! This is a living document - if I missed anything, let me know! One of these days I will get around to playing all these and reviewing them.
a textarea, with buttons to clear the text and adjust the font size.
prior and latter work, and credits
Inspired by text.doll.rehab (I resolved to do my version without looking at the code for that one and then remembered I don't know how to size things in CSS. So there is some borrowing of ideas). Prolific programmers Exa have since (coincidentally) scooped the idea and made NV, a nicer-looking version with a clever layout, so check that out too. Also thanks to Una for taking a look at my version and explaining what <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"/> does; that was helpful.

written works

Sky - a story about waking up one morning having been turned into a bird.

How curious; there are three whole shelves of books here, but they shimmer as if they are not really there and are impossible to make out.

miscellaneous works

Samsung Circus ringtone (one hour seamless loop) - it's exactly what it sounds like.

bonus material: the command i used to generate this

sox -m circus_samsung.mp3 "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 13.153" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 26.306" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 39.459" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 52.612" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 65.765" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 78.918" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 92.071" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 105.224" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 118.37700000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 131.53" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 144.683" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 157.836" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 170.989" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 184.142" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 197.29500000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 210.448" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 223.601" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 236.75400000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 249.907" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 263.06" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 276.213" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 289.366" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 302.519" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 315.672" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 328.825" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 341.978" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 355.13100000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 368.284" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 381.437" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 394.59000000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 407.743" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 420.896" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 434.04900000000004" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 447.202" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 460.355" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 473.50800000000004" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 486.661" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 499.814" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 512.967" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 526.12" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 539.273" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 552.426" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 565.5790000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 578.732" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 591.885" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 605.038" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 618.191" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 631.344" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 644.4970000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 657.65" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 670.803" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 683.956" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 697.109" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 710.2620000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 723.4150000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 736.568" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 749.721" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 762.874" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 776.027" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 789.1800000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 802.3330000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 815.486" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 828.639" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 841.792" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 854.945" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 868.0980000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 881.251" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 894.404" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 907.557" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 920.71" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 933.863" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 947.0160000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 960.169" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 973.322" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 986.475" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 999.628" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1012.7810000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1025.934" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1039.087" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1052.24" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1065.393" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1078.546" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1091.699" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1104.852" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1118.005" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1131.1580000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1144.3110000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1157.464" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1170.617" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1183.77" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1196.923" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1210.076" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1223.229" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1236.382" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1249.535" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1262.688" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1275.8410000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1288.9940000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1302.147" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1315.3" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1328.453" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1341.606" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1354.759" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1367.912" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1381.065" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1394.218" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1407.371" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1420.5240000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1433.6770000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1446.8300000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1459.983" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1473.136" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1486.289" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1499.442" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1512.595" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1525.748" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1538.901" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1552.054" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1565.207" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1578.3600000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1591.5130000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1604.6660000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1617.819" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1630.972" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1644.125" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1657.278" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1670.431" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1683.584" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1696.737" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1709.89" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1723.0430000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1736.1960000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1749.3490000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1762.502" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1775.655" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1788.808" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1801.961" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1815.114" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1828.267" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1841.42" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1854.573" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1867.726" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1880.8790000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1894.0320000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1907.1850000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1920.338" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1933.491" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1946.644" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1959.797" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1972.95" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1986.103" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 1999.256" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2012.409" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2025.5620000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2038.7150000000001" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2051.868" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2065.021" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2078.174" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2091.327" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2104.48" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2117.6330000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2130.786" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2143.939" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2157.092" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2170.245" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2183.398" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2196.551" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2209.704" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2222.857" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2236.01" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2249.163" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2262.3160000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2275.469" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2288.6220000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2301.775" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2314.928" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2328.081" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2341.234" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2354.387" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2367.54" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2380.693" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2393.846" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2406.9990000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2420.152" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2433.3050000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2446.458" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2459.611" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2472.764" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2485.917" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2499.07" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2512.223" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2525.376" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2538.529" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2551.6820000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2564.835" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2577.9880000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2591.141" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2604.294" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2617.447" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2630.6" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2643.753" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2656.906" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2670.059" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2683.212" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2696.3650000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2709.518" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2722.6710000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2735.824" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2748.9770000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2762.13" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2775.283" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2788.436" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2801.589" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2814.742" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2827.895" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2841.0480000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2854.201" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2867.3540000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2880.507" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2893.6600000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2906.813" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2919.966" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2933.119" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2946.272" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2959.425" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2972.578" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2985.731" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 2998.884" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3012.0370000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3025.19" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3038.3430000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3051.496" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3064.649" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3077.802" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3090.955" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3104.108" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3117.261" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3130.414" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3143.567" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3156.7200000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3169.873" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3183.0260000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3196.179" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3209.3320000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3222.485" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3235.638" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3248.791" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3261.944" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3275.097" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3288.25" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3301.4030000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3314.556" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3327.7090000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3340.862" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3354.0150000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3367.168" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3380.321" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3393.474" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3406.627" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3419.78" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3432.933" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3446.0860000000002" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3459.239" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3472.3920000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3485.545" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3498.6980000000003" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3511.851" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3525.004" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3538.157" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3551.31" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3564.463" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3577.616" "|sox circus_samsung.mp3 -p pad 3590.7690000000002" circus_hour.mp3

Order Overload: Ordinary Deck of 52 Cards - a silly, cooperative, and very difficult memory game.
We Awaken in a Strange Place - a modification of the improv TTRPG You Awaken in a Strange Place that makes it GMless, easier to play, and even more chaotic.

There should be more than this, but for now, this is all you can find.